June 18, 2013

How To Train for San Diego Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con is exactly one month away. Are you ready for the endurance test? It's the craziest convention I've ever attended, and you have to approach it seriously. You have to prepare to get by on little sleep, small amounts of food, and you have to come prepared to battle crowds. I've written up a helpful guide to assist your preparation:
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Even with the accompanying level of insanity that goes with attending or working at Comic-Con, it always ends up being worth it. You can repeat that like a mantra when you start freaking out about not being ready.

In case you'd rather just have the text:

Training for SDCC

Four weeks before
Get your shoulders and back ready.
  • Find the bag you're taking to Comic-Con.
  • Day one: put 1 bottle of water, 1 protein bar, and a magazine the size of the SDCC program in the bag. Walk around with the bag on your shoulder or back all day.
  • Add one book a day for a week, keep the bottled water, put in an iPad, and add more protein bars for the rest of the week.
  • If you're a reporter working the convention, add a laptop, recorder, camera, chargers, and replacement batteries.
  • If you don't have a purple and red bag rash, you're doing it wrong.
Three weeks before
Practice the walk.
  • Have friends set up an obstacle course where they push strollers at your ankles and hit you in the face with giant cosplay wings.
  • Practicing navigating aisles with your shoulder bag, a paper bag twice the width of your body stuffed with boxed exclusives, and an expensive print that the artist won't give you a plastic sleeve or cover for.
  • Get used to avoiding freebies. Mask your face with steely resolve and look forward no matter what kind of postcards or useless posters people shove in your face.* If you want to earn bonus points, go to Las Vegas to practice the technique.
    • *This does not apply if the freebie is a button. You must collect them all.
Two weeks before
Waiting.
  • Hone your standing-in-line skills. Develop coping mechanisms. You might have to talk to strangers. Even if there's not a line at the movie theater or the coffee shop, you must wait. Start the line.
    • You've been meaning to go to the DMV, no better time than just before Comic-Con.
    • Go to the grocery store on a weekend afternoon.
    • Go to a theme park and only go on the most popular rides. Try to wait in line for at least half of the day.
    • Get used to sitting on the floor in the tiniest possible place.
    • While you're at, go ahead an practice sleeping on the ground.
One week before
Diet.
  • Day one: Cut back to two big meals a day with a snack of either a protein bar or a soft pretzel.
  • In the evenings, have at least two alcoholic beverages before consuming any food.
  • By day four: only eat one meal a day and random snacks you bum from friends and/or strangers. Forget about consuming any food after you start drinking.

June 17, 2013

This weekend I floated around in a Millennium Falcon

I drove north to visit some friends over the weekend. We had a delightful time catching up, crafting, watching Man of Steel (that part was just okay), and hanging out in or by the pool. I haven't put on a bathing suit in a few years, but I brought it just in case and once I saw they had a landspeeder raft and a Millennium Falcon floatie, I couldn't resist going into the warm water.

Yeah, they're awesome.

I made it across the pool in less than 12 parsecs.



There was also an X-wing that shoots water.

I think she said she got at least the Falcon at Target at some point, but your best bet is to shop on eBay for these.

June 11, 2013

Favorite quotes from Game of Thrones: Mhysa

Given the way seasons three and four cover one book, I wasn't sure what to expect for the season finale of Game of Thrones. Did anyone else feel like "Mhysa" was on the anti-climatic side? Not that I terribly mind having a break after the emotional roller coaster that was "The Rains of Castamere," but I would've liked a little more. As always though, there will still great moments and words.

Spoilers after the image.


"It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy." - Tyrion

"The King is tired. See him to his chambers." - Tywin

“You have one name. As do I. Here only the family name matters.” - Varys

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"Valar Morghulis." - Arya

"I'm going to sail up the Narrow Sea all the way to the Weeping Water. I'm going to march on the Dreadfort. I'm going to find my little brother. And I'm going to bring him home." - Yara Greyjoy

Sam: ...I'd be dead if it wasn't for Jon. If you're his brother, you're my brother too and anything I can do to help you, I will.
Bran: Take us north of the Wall.
Sam: ...Except that

"I shouldnt make jokes. My mother taught me not to throw stones at cripples. But my father taught me, aim for their head." - Ramsay Bolton

“Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.” - Tywin

"People learn to love their chains." - Dany

Random thoughts:
- Yara/Asha was awesome.
- Arya had one of my favorite moments of the whole season.
- The showdown between Joffrey and Tywin can best be described by this gif. We needed Joffrey to get a kick in the pants, and I'll take this dress down to start.
- Ugh Theon, dick in a box, etc. I didn't need to see more of his torture, but at least they revealed the torturer as Roose Bolton's bastard son.
- I'm glad to see Sam had a stash of dragon glass - I should have remembered that he found a bundle.
- Bran's Rat Cook story was nicely timed to emphasize the absolute horror of what Walder Frey did.
- I was really, really hoping they wouldn't show Grey-Robb. Just when you thought Arya got out of it without seeing her dead loved ones, she had to see that. No wonder she killed the Frey bannermen.
- Thank you Cersei, for acknowledging your son is such an evil little brat.
- Jaime's back in King's Landing and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau played the hell out of the return. The expression on his face when he was pushed aside by the man in the street and when Cersei didn't leap up and hug him. Man. Feelings.
- Though I'm not sure if I wanted to spend time with Varys and Shae, Varys' speech and gesture to her was lovely.
- Also, Shae loves Sansa?!
- Sansa joking with Tyrion was sweet.
- The exchanges between Davos and Gendry made me smile - just two peasants from King's Landing who ended up in the wrong place.
- The ending with Dany struck me as completely underwhelming.

Okay, there was more meat than I initially gave the episode credit for. I clearly need to watch it again.

What did you think of the season finale?

June 3, 2013

Favorite quotes from Game of Thrones: The Rains of Castamere

It was a rough television weekend. We learned Matt Smith is leaving Doctor Who – he’s my Doctor. Then on Sunday I watched the season three finale of Downton Abbey and The Rains of Castamere. Talk about a punch to the gut. I’ve been curious about how the wedding would play out since HBO announced they were adapting A Song of Ice and Fire. I’ve also been dreading it. Social media exploded in a way I’ve never seen before, and I was glad to have the support group. It was the wedding heard around the world.

Check out my favorite quotes and thoughts about the episode after the image.
Beware spoilers.

“All men should keep their word. Kings most of all.” – Robb Stark
“Some day I'm going to put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull.” – Arya Stark
  
“The gods love to reward a fool.” – Brynden Tully

Well, let's get ready. The wine will flow red. The music will play loud. And we'll put this mess behind us.” – Walder Frey

“You're very kind, someday it'll get you killed.” – The Hound

"The city is yours, my queen." - Daario Naharis

“I can always see what's going on beneath a dress. Been at this a long time. I bet when you take that dress off everything stays right where it is. Don't drop an inch.” – Walder Frey (ugh)

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Random thoughts:
- This episode gutted me as much as I thought it would. Knowing it was coming didn’t make it any easier for me. Once I saw the title of the episode, I had a hunch it was the Red Wedding so I had knots in my stomach yesterday. I was practically biting off my fingers during the episode in anticipation and fear. I wanted to hide behind something when I heard the first strains of The Rains of Castamere.
- I wish they would have shown more of Catelyn feeling the wedding was off. I would have preferred there to be the complaints about the band being bad, etc. In the episode, she didn’t seem to have her guard up until the doors were closed.
- I'm surprised they didn't call out the bread and salt as a guest right. We saw them eating it and it may have been referenced in an earlier season but it's important because they felt safe since Walder Frey gave them bread and salt.
- I sincerely hope they do not show a certain horrific thing next week that involves putting a… thing on a thing (don’t want to spoil it for non-book readers
- I know it’s HBO and hello, shock factor, but did they really need to have Robb bring his wife to the wedding and then have the massacre begin with her being stabbed repeatedly in the stomach? Seven hells.
- Dammit Roose Bolton.
- Arya is the strongest Stark. She’s witnessed absolute hell more than once now. I say poor kid, but I doubt she’d want my pity.
- Speaking of her, the scenes between her and the Hound were fantastic. Those two play off each other well, and I like seeing the Hound as a sort of caretaker instead of just a monster at Joffrey’s beck and call.
- They illustrated Bran’s special skills well – I mean it was weird, because hello, that’s the nature of it – but I think they showed it as best as they could.
- Was this the most Rickon has ever spoken? I think so. It broke my heart. I just want to hug each of the remaining Stark children for a week.
- I liked that Bran used “hodoring” as a verb.
- I was trying to will Jon to notice the presence of the other direwolves, but he didn’t listen. Still, good fight scene and showing of loyalty to the Night’s Watch.
- The hurt look on Ser Jorah’s face when Dany asked about Daario after they returned from Yunkai. Poor dude.
- I adored the bit between Gilly and Samwell. Someone in my watch group made a comment about how nerds always win.
- Good call on the lack of music during the end credits.

Overall, even though it was traumatic, I thought it was a great episode. It followed the narrative of the books pretty closely… I don’t think an episode of television has ever had quite that effect on me.

I need a drink after typing about this. The images are still burned into my brain. Even though I re-watch stuff, I don’t think I’ll ever go back to The Rains of Castamere.

What did you guys think? I’m especially curious to hear from those of you who haven’t read the books.

May 21, 2013

Favorite quotes from Game of Thrones: Second Sons

This week's Game of Thrones episode was a tad bit on the slow side with tons of talking, but that doesn't mean it was a bad episode (which I've seen tons of people say). Second Sons introduced Daario, had a wedding, and some crazy action at the end. I've rounded up from favorite quotes from the episode below!

Spoilers after the image.


"A man who fights for gold can't afford to lose to a girl." - Daenerys

“I suppose there’s rather a philosophical difference between a wink and a blink.” - Samwell

“You never knew my brother. He once killed a man for snoring.” - The Hound

Tyrion: “Do you drink wine?”
Sansa: “Only when I have to.”
Tyrion: “Today you have to.”

“Forgive me your grace, I’m not a lettered man, but is there a difference between kill and sacrifice?” - Davos
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“Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine. I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” - Tyrion

"I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night." - Davos

“If you ever call me sister again I’ll have you strangled in your sleep.” - Cersei


Random thoughts:
- Who else was yelling at Samwell to go back and pick up the dragonglass? (The crows scared me just as much as the White Walker).
- Joffrey needs all the punching.
- I liked that Cersei explained the significance of the song the Rains of Castamere to Margaery.
- No Theon! Thank the gods.
- Drunk Tyrion is the most entertaining.
- I get tired of the naked bits quota. I think they should turn the tables around and only have completely covered characters in just one episode.
- Davos reading to himself in his cell was endearing and a nice little character moment.

Two weeks until episode 9!

May 20, 2013

New Star Wars Animated Series Announced

by Dave Filoni


When The Clone Wars was cancelled, we were promised a new animated series was in the pipelines. Since then we've heard Dave Filoni is working on that series and he's posted a tease of a TIE Fighter he's drawn (above). And as of this morning, the cat is officially out of the bag: Star Wars Rebels will premiere in fall 2014.

From the press release:
Production has begun on Star Wars Rebels, an exciting, all-new animated television series based on one of the greatest entertainment franchises of all time.  Scheduled to premiere in fall 2014 as a one-hour special telecast on Disney Channel, it will be followed by a series on Disney XD channels around the world.

Leading the development of the series is a creative team of exceptional talent. Screenwriter/producer Simon Kinberg (X-Men: First Class, Sherlock Holmes, Mr. & Mrs. Smith) is an executive producer on Star Wars Rebels and will write the premiere episode. He is joined by Dave Filoni as executive producer, who served as supervising director of the ®Emmy nominated Star Wars: The Clone Wars since 2008. Executive producer Greg Weisman brings with him a wealth of animation experience with credits such as Young Justice, The Spectacular Spider-Man and Gargoyles.

Gary Marsh, president and chief creative officer, Disney Channels Worldwide, said, "The entire team at Lucasfilm has provided extraordinary creativity and innovation for over three decades, and we're thrilled to be bringing the expansive and imaginative world of Star Wars to Disney XD's viewers."

"I couldn't be more excited to explore new corners of the Star Wars universe,” said Kathleen Kennedy, president, Lucasfilm. “I think Star Wars Rebels will capture the look, feel and fun that both kids and their parents love about Star Wars."

The action-filled series is set between the events of Episode III and IV – an era spanning almost two decades never-before explored on-screen. Star Wars Rebels takes place in a time where the Empire is securing its grip on the galaxy and hunting down the last of the Jedi Knights as a fledgling rebellion against the Empire is taking shape. Details about the show are a closely guarded secret at this point.

Star Wars Rebels will be produced by Lucasfilm Animation, featuring many of the key talents that made Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Fans attending Star Wars Celebration Europe will be the first to get an exclusive look at the new series. Casting will be announced at a later date.

While I still don't fully understand why The Clone Wars had to go and I'm still bummed about it (and would love some news on the bonus content), I can't deny I'm crazy excited about Star Wars Rebels. Finally - a series that explores a new timeline and the aftershocks of Order 66! And it's in the hands of wonderful and talented people who care about Star Wars and the fans. All the exclamation points!!

Keep an eye on the official Facebook page for the series for further announcements.

May 14, 2013

Favorite quotes from Game of Thrones: The Bear and The Maiden Fair

Game of Thrones annoyed me a little with "The Climb" (you'll notice I didn't round up quotes for it last week), but the series was back in fighting form with "The Bear and The Maiden Fair." The George R. R. Martin penned episode was intriguing and action packed, though it did have what seemed like more sexual overtones than normal. Check out my favorite quotes from the episode after the image (and beware spoilers).


"You are being counseled at this very moment." - Tywin Lannister

"Sorry about the sapphires." - Jaime Lannister

"I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company." - Tyrion Lannister

“You waste time trying to get people to love you, you’ll wind up the most popular dead man in town.” - Bronn
“You’re mine, as I’m yours. And if we die, we die. But first we’ll live.” - Ygritte

“People work together when it suits them. They’re loyal when it suits them. Love each other when it suits them. And they kill each other when it suits them. She knows it, you don’t. Which is why you’ll never hold onto her.” - Orell


"Goodbye ser Jaime." - Brienne

Random thoughts:
- ENOUGH with Theon for the love of all the gods in Westeros. Please stop wasting time on him.

- Along that line, Osha doesn't like the Reeds. We get it.

- Tywin should council Joffrey all day, every day. I liked seeing Joffrey literally shrink away from his grandfather.

- Daenerys sure has a lot of titles. Seriously though,watching her take the Yunkai lord down a peg was satisfying.

- Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth win again. They've become my favorite pair to watch this season.

- Jaime lived a heroic ballad. Watching Nikolaj Coster-Waldau take the character on this journey is impressive. Give that man an Emmy.

- Sansa is so naive it hurts. I think part of Margaery truly pities the little dove.

- Speaking of Starks, why don't they ever listen? Arya should have stayed with the Brotherhood without Banners.

- Bronn!

- The expressions on Jorah and Barristan's faces after Dany basically declares she will invade Yunkai:

- Interesting that they played the Rains of Castamere in the last scene.

- And let's not forget: BEAR!

May 3, 2013

Arrow: More Than a Guy Without a Shirt


Who's watching Arrow? Considering the show's popularity and ratings, I bet several of you are. I caught up on the series when it was just a little over halfway through the first season, and I mainlined it from my Tivo. I couldn't help it. Once I was in, I was hooked. Intriguing story, fun characters, action, archery - what's not to like?

A strip this week at the The Gutters reminded me of an experience I recently had in which a guy made an assumption about why women watch Arrow.


I covered the Arrow press room at a convention not too long ago. I sat down at a table of mostly ladies and a few guys (five ladies, three guys - I counted). I'm shy so I tend to keep to myself unless someone initiates conversation, and in this case, I jumped into some conversations about comics. Daredevil came up, and I can't stop myself from blabbing when it comes to him because he's my second favorite superhero. Talk somehow drifted to the new Star Wars movies and most of us engaged - men and women. I include this background because it establishes that hey, some of us ladies at the table like comics and Star Wars.

But then, one of the guys at the table made an insinuation that was something like, oh, ladies only watch Arrow cause Oliver Queen takes his shirt off frequently. I ignored it. But when Colin Donnell (Tommy Merlyn) came over to the table the guy flat out put it in a question, "Besides Stephen taking off his shirt - which is what they're all here for and I'm here for the comic book aspect - what do you find causes the show to have crossover appeal?"

The part of his sentence that made me have to hold back a surge of Hulk rage was him gesturing to the ladies and not thinking any of us where there because we liked the comic or the drama - that we only watch because of the shapely pectorals on display. His tone also was not my favorite.

I'm not going to pretend I don't enjoy Stephen Amell's bare upper torso. He works hard on it, it should be appreciated. The Arrow billboards around Los Angeles last fall featuring shirtless Oliver were enough to distract me from a traffic light. I can't say I had any knowledge of the comic book character before watching the series either, but it doesn't mean other ladies there didn't. I also am not trying to insult women who only tune in for the abs. I know at least one of them who started watching for just that reason. I'm just weary of the lumping. Clearly if one of us ladies only watches it for the skin, all of us must. 

There's more to Arrow than eye candy. Lots more.

As I mentioned, I don't have specific familiarity with Green Arrow. I know just enough about the DC universe to catch some of the Easter eggs the writers include in the episodes. But I don't need the background to enjoy the drama and stories. I appreciate how the creative team waits for stories that fit characters from the comics instead of just inserting them for no other reason than name dropping. Marc Guggenheim confirmed the reasoning at the press room, and I think the appearance of the Royal Flush Gang is a perfect example of how the comics history is woven in without being shoved in your face.

The story of a faltering city and its savior is a classic superhero tale, but it's different because Oliver Queen doesn't shy from taking people down. For better or worse, he kills when he has to and when he feels there's no other alternative. He's not afraid of crossing the line, and he gives himself a lot of authority. That hook is interesting.

Then, the characters. I've seen people take shots at how flat they are. While I admit I don't get everyone's motivations yet (and they're renewed for next season so I don't need to know everything right now), I enjoy how several of the characters shine.

Laurel Lance can take care of herself. Sure, she calls the vigilante for help, but the girl can fight. Her instinct doesn't seem to be run and hide, it's stand up and kick where it hurts. That trait alone is refreshing and the best part is she's not like that because the writers want to add in token "strong female" traits. It makes sense for her character. Her dad's a cop, she often entangles herself legally with Starling City's immoral scum - it's only natural she would learn at least basic self defense. She's brave and determined and she has crazy resolve. But she's also human. She has vulnerable moments, and she makes mistakes. She's well-rounded (yes, I'm using that word) and she's just one of such characters in the series.


I could go on at length about Felicity Smoak. She's my favorite character on Arrow. Who doesn't want to grow up to be her or at least be her best friend? Felicity is the queen of clever but not smarmy or annoyingly arrogant. She knows when to keep secrets. She isn't shy about commenting on Oliver's physique or being blunt with him. Again, she's not bullet proof. Getting used to the way bodies tend to drop when Green Arrow is around is definitely an adjustment period for her. I shouldn't have to point that out, but when it comes to lady characters, series often make the mistake of making them infallible or taking away all signs of femininity. They also don't do go that route - Felicity wears the best earrings and lipstick.

John Diggle is another one to watch. I liked where they were going with him from the moment Diggle told Oliver he wouldn't be his sidekick but he would be his partner. He keeps Oliver grounded and tries to remind of his humanity. I could see him playing a part in steering Oliver towards a more virtuous, less vengeful path. 

Tommy Merlyn has evolved from a whiny, somewhat spineless dude to a man. His complications with Laurel and Oliver pushed him to an interesting place, but Tommy never acts like a typical jealous boyfriend. He channels it in a different way but note there was none of him screaming and going on the offensive with Laurel and Oliver in "Home Invasion" like there would have been in a weaker show.

And of course, I can't forget Oliver Queen. You only have to glimpse from island Oliver to present day Oliver to see the difference. No one has gone through as many changes, and Oliver still has so many ahead because this lifestyle has to get to him. Even if he believes it's right and it's a form of justice, he's killing people. It has to eat at your soul. Plus, he has to wrestle with an insane number of secrets. He has Starling City on his shoulders and even though Diggle and Felicity work with him, they can't exactly relate. Oliver is more than just a rich guy with a talent for archery.

The series has its flaws just like anything else, but overall there is plenty to watch and get into. I don't want to make assumptions like the guy in the press room did, but I bet he likes the show for more reasons than just the comic book history and maybe even for some of the same reasons I enjoy it so much. I hope he's more open minded in the future.
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