Seven of the Most Ridiculous "Sexy" Halloween Costumes Available This Year

Halloween is just around the corner. It means carved pumpkins, candy, scary decorations, and some of the most over the top, nonsensical sexy and slutty costumes you can imagine - or maybe you can't. The choices get more ridiculous every year. People must be spending their money on the outfits though, otherwise they wouldn't keep expanding the line. Some of the choices available this year made me stare at my computer in confusion, and I figured - why be alone? Here are seven of the worst offenders:

Sexy Pizza. Yes, you read that correctly. I think the best part of this costume is the collar crust.

Sexy Mickey Mouse - When I look at Mickey, I can't help but think about how he could become a sexy costume - said no one ever. The yellow furry boot covers kill me.

Sexy Feline Musketeer - Why be Athos, Porthos or Aramis when you be a sexy option and a cat? Is this supposed to be the slutty version of Puss in Boots from Shrek?

Sexy Shark - I missed the part of shark week where they discussed the skimpy and shiny qualities of sharks. This is a Syfy movie waiting to happen.

Sassy Rick Grimes - I guess this sexy Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead costume could be worse; at least the midriff isn't bared.

Sexy Watermelon - Just stop trying to make edibles sexy. Give it up.

 Sexy Nemo - Why hey there sexy clownfish, I've been trying to find you. What. the. heck.

Feel free to share some of your favorites in the comments!