Sexy Pizza. Yes, you read that correctly. I think the best part of this costume is the collar crust.
Sexy Mickey Mouse - When I look at Mickey, I can't help but think about how he could become a sexy costume - said no one ever. The yellow furry boot covers kill me.
Sexy Feline Musketeer - Why be Athos, Porthos or Aramis when you be a sexy option and a cat? Is this supposed to be the slutty version of Puss in Boots from Shrek?
Sexy Shark - I missed the part of shark week where they discussed the skimpy and shiny qualities of sharks. This is a Syfy movie waiting to happen.
Sassy Rick Grimes - I guess this sexy Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead costume could be worse; at least the midriff isn't bared.
Sexy Watermelon - Just stop trying to make edibles sexy. Give it up.
Sexy Nemo - Why hey there sexy clownfish, I've been trying to find you. What. the. heck.
Feel free to share some of your favorites in the comments!