October 24, 2013

Seven of the Most Ridiculous "Sexy" Halloween Costumes Available This Year


Halloween is just around the corner. It means carved pumpkins, candy, scary decorations, and some of the most over the top, nonsensical sexy and slutty costumes you can imagine - or maybe you can't. The choices get more ridiculous every year. People must be spending their money on the outfits though, otherwise they wouldn't keep expanding the line. Some of the choices available this year made me stare at my computer in confusion, and I figured - why be alone? Here are seven of the worst offenders:

Sexy Pizza. Yes, you read that correctly. I think the best part of this costume is the collar crust.

Sexy Mickey Mouse - When I look at Mickey, I can't help but think about how he could become a sexy costume - said no one ever. The yellow furry boot covers kill me.
Sexy Feline Musketeer - Why be Athos, Porthos or Aramis when you be a sexy option and a cat? Is this supposed to be the slutty version of Puss in Boots from Shrek?
Sexy Shark - I missed the part of shark week where they discussed the skimpy and shiny qualities of sharks. This is a Syfy movie waiting to happen.
Sassy Rick Grimes - I guess this sexy Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead costume could be worse; at least the midriff isn't bared.
Sexy Watermelon - Just stop trying to make edibles sexy. Give it up.
 Sexy Nemo - Why hey there sexy clownfish, I've been trying to find you. What. the. heck.

Feel free to share some of your favorites in the comments!

35 comments:

  1. Wow. . . .um, wow. That is kind of funny, but sad.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I think I lost the ability to be surprised by these things after seeing the sexy body bag which disturbs me on many levels
    http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2010/10/29/jane-doe-body-bag-sexy-halloween-costume-for-your-fucked-up-pleasure/

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. But that's a Halloween costume. And the whole point of Halloween is to trivialize death and make it a joke.

      Delete
    2. I agree that a body bag costume could be funny but a sexy version, not so much. I'm the last person who would be described as a feminist but dressing as a sexy corpse, who "doesn’t have much of a personality, but ...is still drop dead gorgeous" seems wrong. (Plus it just isn't done very well.)
      This year I think I will go as sassy rape victim complete with flimsy ripped clothing.

      Delete
  3. you forgot sexy bacon http://www.findcostume.com/adult-bacon-costume-dress.html?gclid=CPemkbKpsroCFeY-MgodLnQALA

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Of course that exists.
      I saw a photo of someone dressed as a sexy bottle of hot sauce, too. :/

      Delete
  4. dongtam
    game mu
    http://nhatroso.net/
    http://nhatroso.com/
    nhac san cuc manh
    tư vấn luật qua điện thoại
    dịch vụ thành lập công ty trọn gói
    văn phòng luật
    tổng đài tư vấn pháp luật
    thành lập công ty
    http://we-cooking.com/
    chém gió
    trung tâm ngoại ngữhắn toan tính vậy là cái gì? ... Suy nghĩ sau nửa ngày, Tiêu Viêm cũng không muốn ra cái như thế về sau, đành phải lắc đầu, đem trong đầu đủ loại suy đoán vung ra. Sau đó, lại lần nữa nhìn về phía lão giả, cùng đợi giải thích của hắn.

    "Ha ha, không cần gọi ta là tiền bối, ta và ngươi đều là Đấu Đế, ta cũng chỉ hơn ngươi mấy cảnh giới thôi. Ta họ Lâm tên vân! Ha ha, nếu ngươi không chê thì gọi ta một tiếng Lâm lão là được rồi! Về phần ta vì cái gì phải cứu ngươi! Ha ha, nguyên nhân có ba. Đầu tiên là nhìn ngươi dùng tu vi Đấu Đế gia nhập cái kia Cự Tê dong binh đội ngũ, điều này khiến ta vô cùng hiếu kỳ cho nên mới lưu ý ngươi vài lần! Thứ hai sao là do ta thích cái tính cách phóng khoáng, không thích bị trói buộc của ngươi, rất giống ta ngày xưa! Ha ha, không thể không nói, ngươi so với ta lúc trước lợi hại hơn nhiều. Dựa vào Nhất

    ReplyDelete
  5. Hello there Wonderful Fantastic post you have created here! I’m hoping to start my own blog soon but I’m a little lost on everything. I will be definitely looking forward to your future updates. Keep up the great work!

    Cheers
    Call Girls in Dubai

    ReplyDelete
  6. Thanks for Posting in such an incredible campaign. Escorts in Dubai this certainly a fantastic piece of work I must say that overall I am really impressed with this blog. Dubai Girls Escorts Definitely Your Blog is so interesting and very informative superbly written and well explained Keep It Up.
    Call Girls in Dubai
    Indian Escorts in Dubai
    Pakistani Escorts in Dubai
    Russian Escorts in Dubai
    Turkish Escorts in Dubai

    ReplyDelete
  7. Thank you for your participation in such an incredible campaign. Call Girls in Dubai I must say that overall I am really impressed with this blog. Certainly a fantastic piece of work. Dubai Girls Escorts Thanks for posting this. Your blog is so interesting and very informative. Dubai Call Girls Looking for other posts also. Keep it up. Escorts in Dubai
    Indian Escorts in Dubai

    ReplyDelete
  8. Welcome to Indian escort. Asian beauty is very demanding in the world. Especially if we talk in agencies and demand girl, customer wants an Asian model escorts in Dubai with him. We know Asian beauty has an attraction. Komal is one of them, very sweet and delegated Indian escorts in Dubai in our agency. She is also teenage Dubai Escorts, 18 with 173cm height. She is from India and now she lives in Dubai and working with our agency as escorts in Dubai.
    More about Komal contact us or visit our website for online booking

    ReplyDelete
  9. Hi admin thank you for sharing this great kind of information Top Escorts Dubai agency has here lots of Indian escorts in Dubai which are well-educated, fashionable, modish, attractive and hot model escorts in Dubai and they are young experienced and busty escorts. Now you don’t need to waste your time just stop your search here and go in our photo gallery section and watch our VIP Indian call girls in Dubai latest pictures and select your favorite one. Our Escorts are always care you wishes and provide you all kinds of services as you want from them.
    Escorts in Dubai
    Dubai Escorts

    ReplyDelete
  10. Wow I am really so glad to found this information and happy to read this. Nowadays bloggers publish only about gossip and web stuff and this is really frustrating. Excellent article! I’m also a specialist in this topic so I can understand your hard work. Appreciate your sharing this greatest doc. and I’ll be visiting again.
    Indian Escorts in Dubai
    Escorts in Dubai

    ReplyDelete
  11. I enjoyed reading the article you posted. There were some really great points!I want to encourage you continue your great writing Skills, have a nice evening!
    Indian escorts in Dubai
    Dubai escorts

    ReplyDelete
  12. We Provide High Class Escort In Dubai // In Hotel Home 24 Hours At Reasonable Prices. We Have Serv Every Type Of Young Beautiful Indian Escort In Dubai //,Well Qualified Soft Spoken Open Mined Slim Soft Fair Charming Most Attractive Pakistani Escort In Dubai //.Is perfect one for all clients who are really need Dubai Escort Service //, it is clear that Dubai Escorts // are living better life in comparison to those who work for agency.You Can Call us For Booking +971552244915

    ReplyDelete
  13. Here You Go Agency Has Most Experience Escort From All Over the Dubai They Are Best in Their Work To Do So If You Are in U A E Looking Out For Some Unique Escorts Services List So Here We Are Top Them We Had Indian escorts in Dubai, Pakistani Escorts in Dubai and etc. So what you Waiting for Call or Whatsapp At +971553279569

    ReplyDelete
  14. i am Neha i'm twenty three year recent initial time in state hot horny classic and least expensive best possible quality real fun full enjoymet.

    Model Escorts In Dubai +971522909500


    Dubai Escorts +971561616995

    Indian Escorts In Dubai +971561616995

    Pakistani Escorts In Dubai +971561616995

    Student Escorts In Dubai +971561616995

    ReplyDelete
  15. We provide Student Escorts in Dubai,Pakistani Escorts in Dubai are avialable in Dubai. You can visit our Different websites
    Pakistani Escorts in Dubai
    Student Escorts in Dubai
    Student Escorts in Dubai
    Pakistani Escorts in Dubai
    Vip Model in Dubai

    ReplyDelete
  16. We provide Student Escorts in Dubai,Pakistani Escorts in Dubai are avialable. You can visit our websites
    Pakistani Escorts in Dubai
    Student Escorts in Dubai
    Student Escorts in Dubai
    Pakistani Escorts in Dubai

    ReplyDelete
  17. we provide Best Hot Escorts in Dubai
    Indian Escorts in Dubai Call and whatsap +971561616995
    Pakistani Escorts in Dubai Call and whatsap +971561616995
    Dubai Escorts Call and whatsap +971561616995

    ReplyDelete
  18. This Wesite was Provide Indian Escorts in Singapore, Escorts in Singapore, Indian Call Girls in Singapore and More Escorts Services in Singapore Call On +6593757593.

    Indian Escorts in Singapore

    Escorts in Singapore

    http://indiansescortssingapore.com/

    ReplyDelete
  19. Hello administrator thank you for sharing this incredible sort of data Top Escorts Dubai organization has here loads of Indian escorts in Dubai which are accomplished, stylish, modish, alluring and hot model escorts in Dubai and they are youthful experienced and well proportioned escorts. Presently you don't have to squander your time simply stop your hunt here and go in our photograph display area and watch our VIP Indian call young ladies in Dubai most recent pictures and select your most loved one. Our Escorts are dependably mind you wishes and give all of you sorts of administrations as you need from them.

    Escorts in Dubai

    Dubai Escorts

    ReplyDelete
  20. If anyone is looking for relaxation, I, Neha provide sensual full body massage. Contact Neha at Call And Whatsapp +971561616995 for the Body Massage Centre in Dubai or visit my place. http://www.dubaiescortsclick.com
    dubai escorts +971561616995
    indian escorts in dubai +971561616995
    pakistani escorts in dubai +971561616995
    student escorts in dubai +971561616995
    model escorts in dubai +971561616995

    ReplyDelete

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...