I wouldn't want that job, but in a sweet comics series by Jenn Menze, we see that Fury has figured out the best way to approach each of the Avengers and Loki in the early hours of the day.
Ahhh! I want to see all these scenes in Avengers 2!
Nick Fury's bunny slippers might be my favorite part... or maybe it's the fact that the little birds in Hawkeye's comic have eye patches, too. I can't decide.
h/t The Mary Sue